fuck bitches get money
TG: sweet honey barbecue if it isnt the consequences of my actions
timelines
im sorry, you must not know who i am. im joey. the cosplay elitest. and i dont have time for talk of cosplay that isnt canon. i cosplay hard. i cosplay with passion. and i cosplay correctly. this is a passion. this is a talent. and this is somthing i do not have shit-heads suggest for me to โhey dude do thisโ casually with no reasoning behind it.
head cannons
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BITCHES ONHIS DICK
๐๐ฟ๐๐๐ฟ๐๐๐ฟ๐๐๐ฟ๐๐๐ฟ๐ good dick goเฑฆิ dIck๐๐ฟ thats โ some good๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟdick right๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟthere๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ rightโthere โโif i do ฦฝaาฏ so my self ๐ฏ i say so ๐ฏ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: สณแถฆแตสฐแต แตสฐแตสณแต) mMMMMแทะ๐ฏ ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ ๐๐ฟะO0ะเฌ OOOOOะเฌ เฌ Ooooแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแต๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ ๐ฏ ๐๐ฟ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟGood dick
timeline
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-theres a 70s au somewhere
-also a dick stapled to a lamp situation floating around
-and halloween time dildo costume
-oh yeah theres a tragic one that that never gets resolved with davejadekat
-hes on the run from the irs currently
-every timeline is a doomed timeline
-oh yeah ult dave is somewhere
head
cannons
-a bitch is basic white (unfortunately)
-no hes not a twink fuck off hes got meat on his bones
-he wears ugly clothes but says theyre vintage icons and ironic
-he likes heelys
-5 foot 10 because 6 foot is stupid and 5'11" is a cop out also im projecting
-more scar tissue than epidermis
-no tattoos yet but maybe later when i get around to it
-ill add more later im busy
BITCHES
ONHIS
DICK
none bitch the fuck we started over motherfucker what do you think this is a goddamn fanfic tag or something